Momus’s impressive girth is made suspect by his tecnhical competence. Potentially telling signs of digital editing are obfuscated by JPEG compression artifacts. While overtly pornographic, let me also direct you to a few of my favourite poetry by the man: My Sperm Is Not Your Enemy, Coming In A Girl’s Mouth (and its parody, Onan the Barbarian), and Mai Noda. OK, so the latter song is not really pornographic, but it includes a reference to Jonathan Ive.

Last night, after some waivering, I joined the first social of the newly-formed Japanese society. I intended to only stay for an hour or so, but it was so enjoyable that I stayed until closing time. I ended up talking mostly to Jennifer-chan, Roni, and Taku, and mostly about homosexuality, for some reason. I felt good about my level of conversational Japanese compared to the other gaijin there, although I am pathetically bad at reading and writing. Must study, one of these days.