The badly stitched photo of my studio flat was published last month in the seminal spatial design publication Arts & Auto, the magazine of VVAA, a financial services provider for health sector professionals in Holland. For real. Amber, the article’s author, saw the photo on flickr and asked for my permission to include it in her article. Original accompanying text and machine translation hilarity follows:

Ton Sur Ton Zoals bekend maakt wit groter. Compenseer het koude, klinische van wit met zachte en comfortabele meubels. En voorkom saaiheid door hem met heel persoonlijke meubelen en voorwerpen in te richten en te kiezen voor elkaar in tint opvolgende wittinten (ton sur ton). Dat geeft bovendien diepte.

Barrel Sur Barrel As confessed blank makes larger. Compensate it cold, clinical of blank with gentle and comfortable pieces of furniture. And prevent saaiheid by him with very personal meubelen and objects to arrange and choose for each other in tint succeeding at (barrel sur barrel). Moreover that gives depth.